Snipe Dinner

Fighting the Bad Fight

It is amazing that companies fight this hard to justify their illegal activities. Their ignorance is an act. After giving them the benefit of the doubt, the come out and show their true colors.

ME: Dear Calhoun Team,

Please stop littering our lovely communities with your illegally placed and ugly snipe advertising signs that promise cash for houses. There are pleanty of legal advertising methods available to you.

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THEM: Thanks for your email.

I know of no illegally placed signs.  Please describe with detail the location of the sign and I would be happy to address it.

Yard signs are a legal method of advertising when placed properly.  You will likely see political signs, garage sale signs, etc along side of our advertisements.

Our promise of cash for houses is real.  We buy 2-4 houses per month and always close with cash. 

Thanks for your concern & again, please let me know with detail the location and I will address it,
Nate

ME: Nate and Diana,

Here are photos of your illegally placed signs in New Hope and Brooklyn Park. The map to the right of the photo album shows the locations they were found.

Snipe sign photo album

And here are the city ordanances that define these signs as illegal.

Brooklyn Park
“No sign other than bench signs at public transit stops and governmental traffic safety or roadway information signs and off-site directional signs as defined in § 150.03 may be permanently or temporarily erected within any street right-of-way or upon any public easement.”
Brooklyn Park code link


New Hope
“Off-premise sign means a commercial speech sign which directs the attention of the public to a business, activity conducted, or product sold or offered at a location not on the same lot where sign is located. For purpose of this sign code, easements and other appurtenances shall be considered to be outside such lot and any sign located or proposed to be located in an easement or other appurtenance shall be considered an off-premise sign.”
“Temporary sign standards. All temporary signs must be located on the premises where the event is occurring.”
New Hope code link

Most cities in Minnesota have laws against these signs, yet allow for campaign signs, yard sales, and community events. Signs for business placed on public property are not allowed.

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ME: Nate and Diana,

There were also two illegally placed signs on Winnetka BLVD. It looks like the city removed those before I could.

It’s nice that you put these signs up on Friday night so you have two days of advertising before the city removes them on Monday. Luckily, for the community, I don’t mind pulling this trash off the streets on a weekend.

- Snipe Dinner

ME: Hello? Nate and Diana? Are you okay? Are you now aware of how your signs were illegally placed last Friday?

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THEM: Greetings,

We have called both the community development office & the police department and received clarification of the laws and will ensure all placements are correct in the future.

If you would like to talk through this further, please call me at 651.261.7957.

Thanks,

Nate

ME: That is great to hear. Thank you for taking an active approach in correcting this.

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ME: Nate and Diana,

Maybe you are confused. When I said “most cities in Minnesota have laws against these signs” you must have read “put these signs anywhere.”

Here is where another one of your illegal signs is placed.

Google Maps location link

And here are the ordinances against it:

Snipe sign definition
Snipe sign prohibition

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THEM: Hi Snipe Dinner,

I request that you call me to discuss this further. My cell is 651.261.7957.

Our signs were placed properly. The one you mention was in front of an abandoned store.

On Saturday a man was arrested for stealing one of our signs in the Linden Hills neighborhood of Minneapolis. He was caught by a local who lived there. The Police followed the thief back to his house and found more than 200 signs he had taken from the neighborhood. He is being fined $20 per sign and since the dollar amount exceeds misdemeanor statutes, he may get a felony.

In everything our company does, we practice business legally & ethically. I am happy to discuss your concerns about the signs in person or on the phone. In the meantime, we will ensure all of our signs are placed within local guidelines. If you have suggestions on placement I am also happy to talk through them.

Thanks,
Nate

ME: Your story is highly dubious. The man was removing litter. The ordinances in Minneapolis regarding snipe advertising are clearly defined.

Here is the definition of a snipe sign according to Minneapolis, since you obviously didn’t follow the links I provided for your convenience:

“A sign of any material, including but not limited to paper, cardboard, wood or metal, attached to any object and having no application to the premises where located.”

Did you see the “having no application to the premises where located” part? It does not matter if the store where the sign is placed is abandoned. The second link I provided simply lists snipe signs a type of signs that is prohibited in Minneapolis.

Maybe I will be fined for removing a candy wrapper from the same abandoned lot. It is litter. You can’t steal litter. Why do you insist on littering in the Twin Cities?

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THEM: Hello Snipe Dinner,

Final request, you can call me to talk through this if you want further discussion.

If I see a sign disappear, the local authorities will be notified.

Minneapolis police records can be reached at 612.673.2961. The event occurred Sat the 23rd in Linden Hills.

Thanks,
Nate

ME: Nate and Diana,

You are not ignorant of the laws regarding these signs, since you claim to have contacted the community development office & the police department. They wouldn’t have told you the opposite of what the law is, unless they were having a fun Opposite Day at the office, so they must have told you that this type of advertising is illegal. Why do you insist on continuing your illegal activities?

Please explain to me what is ethical about using illegal advertising.

And why would I call the Minneapolis accident report line for police record? Was the hero who cleans up street spam injured in some way? Perhaps we can start a fund to pay for his injuries. That would be an ethical thing to do.

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